Fat Kid Cookies

There comes a time in each of our lives when we must leave responsible, grown-up eating habits behind and we must try to kill ourselves via food.

Yes.

Hence this blog post. I give y’all…

THE FAT KID COOKIE

There’s no way you’re ready for this jelly so I’m withholding the entire recipe. Only after you witness what an abomination these are can you fully determine if the FAT KID COOKIE is something you can handle. Once you do…please contact moi (sales@dollopofdixie.com) and frickin’ ORDER SOME! $15 for a dozen is totally reasonable…doncha think?